O CV de Bush...

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Com mais tempo vou escrever sobre os assuntos de politica nacional... Pouco tempo neste momento...
Embora seja um pouco contra este tipo de coisas... Nao resisto a fazer copy/paste a este email que recebi de um colega norte-americano...

RESUMÉ
  GEORGE W. BUSH
  1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
  Washington, DC 20520
 
  EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
 
  Law Enforcement:
  I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
  influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
  license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
  and is not available.
 
  Military:
  I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
  drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
  Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
  combat duty in Vietnam.
 
  College:
  I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
 
  PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
 
      * I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
        business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.
      * I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil inTexas. The
        company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. Ibought
        the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
        land using taxpayer money.
      * With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
        (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
 
  ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
 
      * I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
        making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my
        tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city
        in America.
      * I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
        billions in borrowed money.
      * I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
        American history.
      * With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
        father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President
        after losing by over 500,000 votes.
 
  ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
 
      * I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
        criminal record.
      * I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
        one billion dollars per week.
      * I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
        Treasury.
      * I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
        history.
      * I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
        any 12-month period.
      * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
      * I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
        the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million
        Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
      * I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
        administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire,"
        Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
      * I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
        President.
      * I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
        most corporate campaign donations.
      * My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
        friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
        bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
      * My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
        to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
        election decision.
      * I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
        investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
        investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
        investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
      * I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
        refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
        was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
        awarded government contracts.
      * I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
        President in U.S. history.
      * I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
        bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
      * I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
        history.
      * I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
        Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
      * I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
      * I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
        detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
      * I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
        election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
      * I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
        President since the advent of television.
      * I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
        one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
        presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
      * I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
        Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
        hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
        world history.
      * I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
        simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
        shattering the record for protests against any person in the
        history of mankind.
      * I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
        pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
        nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
        majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
      * I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
        in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
        wartime.
      * In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
        attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
      * I am the first President in history to have a majority of
        Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
        peace and security.
      * I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster,"
        a WMD.
      * I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden
        [sic] to justice.
 
  RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
 
      * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
        father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
      * All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
        bankrupt companies are sealedin secrecy and unavailable for public
        view.
      * All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
        attended regarding public energypolicy are sealed in secrecy and
        unavailable for public review.
 
  PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
  PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.